My cat has this amzing ability
Apr. 22nd, 2005 11:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
marylittlegothHe comes over, super friendly as usual, bounes up on to your lap, head butts your face a few times and after hassling you for a bit he eventually settles down.
And that's when it happens.
Gradually, with no sound, no movement, absolutely no warning, he slowly begins to ming. Pungently.
It's starts off small, and you gradually realise the stench is there, floating up from your lap.
It doesn't just fade like a fart. It goes on. And on.
Until you get fed up with the little bugger and throw him off your lap, at which point he ceases to smell.
And that's when it happens.
Gradually, with no sound, no movement, absolutely no warning, he slowly begins to ming. Pungently.
It's starts off small, and you gradually realise the stench is there, floating up from your lap.
It doesn't just fade like a fart. It goes on. And on.
Until you get fed up with the little bugger and throw him off your lap, at which point he ceases to smell.
